Questions & Answers
(That I Made Up)
Question: What is your favorite food?
Question: How did you get so hot?
Answer: I'm wearing too many layers.
Question: How long does it take you to write a book?
Answer: I don't know. I write in my sleep.
Question: What's your religion?
Question: Where do your ideas come from?
Answer: When an alicorn collides with a rainbow, the pieces fall to earth in a special location. I harvest those pieces and grind them into a fine paste. I then devour the paste and the alicorn's magical adventures are transferred into my cerebral cortex. I can't reveal the location as it's a trade secret.
Question: Is Iggy Asian?
Answer: He's half Mexican and half Klatchian.
Question: You think Iggy looks like Batman, seriously?
Answer: They edited my response—I originally said Batman Beyond, aka, Terry McGinnis. And he does. You should see the dude with his shirt off. Ssssss (that's a sizzle noise).
Question: Which CareBear are you?
Question: Are there any bullets left in that gun?
Answer: No. There was one shot at Mr. Boddy in the Study; two for the chandelier; two at the Lounge door and one for the singing telegram.
Question: That's not six.
Answer: One plus two plus two plus one.
Question: Uh-uh, there was only one shot that got the chandelier. That's one plus two plus one plus one.
Answer: Even if you were right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus *two* plus one plus one.
Question: Okay, fine. One plus two plus one... Shut up!
Question: Speaking of math, what's your favorite math-based edutainment show?
Answer: Square One!